can’t get & send texts & voice calls, can be reached thru the net (wifi & broadband) or thru landlines

can’t receive and send out texts and voice calls,  can be reached by email, landlines, and thru the social media. still on earth —  main mobile device  can’t make/ detect texts and voice calls,  internet buttons have been put back to “open and visible” (on “red and busy”).  smoke signals and carrier pigeons should do the trick, too.