Answer: An emotional support dog of the University of the Philippines Diliman (U.P. Diliman).
And why?
Here’s why:
1.To be hugged by students, faculty, staff, and everyone.
2.To attend classes and make students feel at home.
3.During exam week review — to be invited by students to their study halls so they can pet me and be decompressed by lightly squeezing me and telling me their horror stories.
4.To be in compliance with the Monday and formal settings dress code of U.P. Diliman of ecru-colored Filipiniana — by being in my natural cream-colored fur at all times in all kinds of weather. My ecru garb doesn’t wear off. At all.
5.To be cast in a starring role in an independent short film like Kotton, the emotional support dog of U.P. Diliman
6.To be a model in photoshoots of different distributors of dog food and dog supplies
7.To nod off to sleep when this human below begins to sound like a monotone cicada buzzing (see video below, a massacre of a Mariah Carey cover)
Vertical TikTok format below, followed by a YouTube version
(Live audio sounds clearer on TikTok than on YouTube),
see explanation at the end…
Vertical TikTok format at (if viewing on laptop, click the audio speaker button beside the play arrow at the foot to unmute, if on laptop)
