More literary gems from President Noynoy Aquino’s speechwriter (Mai Mislang) (typed in red font here) 2 b continued.brb

 

Tumawag si bosing. May pinapaedit. La akong ballpen o notepad. Nasa gym kasi ko nun. Parang gripong tumulo ang pawis ko sa tensyon.10:02 PM Oct 16th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Anuba wala naman akong ma type-an sa mga pranses na to. I now know where they’re from…ADB. Boy, my World Bank friends won’t like this haha

 

 

Umiinom ng mojito sa may Wilson. Sa wakas, alak. Bukas, trabaho ulit. Kahit linggo, WALANG PAHINGA!

@felicitytan Nah I doubt it. US ang priority ngayon. Gosh bilis mo naman!

 

 

 

 

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  1. @mayenjuico May himala 🙂
  2. @TheaAlberto Haha intense! Ako ’07 naman. Korek. BB Pearl gamit ko dati, yung may siraing trackball. Thank GOD they got rid of the trackball
  3. @MsLeaSalonga La Citta Eterna! Enjoy! The old Forum across the Colloseo was the killer for me. Bella bella bella.
  4. @mayenjuico na sana may katuwang na Superman. Sana lang…
  5. @TheaAlberto Woah. In the theater? Here’s to that!
  6. @ederic Madali at mabilis. It’s the age of bongga haha.
  7. @ryan_chua Work these days is like air. If you stop it, you’re dead. So the answer to your question is NEVER (but I’m not complaining =))
  8. @cocoy Really awesome.
  9. On hindsight, nakapagprint na rin pala ako sa lumilipad na eroplano. HP rechargeable portable printer. Pero ibang usapan na yan =)
  10. Basta, my BlackBerry saved me today. *grateful*
  11. I can send attachments on the treadmill, sometimes even while running! Parang pang commercial eh noh…hehe
  12. Nasubukan niyo na bang mamili ng make up at habang nakapila ay mag-edit ng speech? It’s a sign: we’re now in the BlackBerry age
  13. @mayenjuico Yes, definitely! Kampai naman diyan ng fake cheese stick na may soya 😉
  14. @rochelleahorro Hahahahaha mismo! Welcome to Twitter mama! @rickycarandang @dawende @mlq3 @jenn_lazo @nicaquino@Marieaquino @mayenjuico
  15. @piahontiveros Hihihihi any boss is entitled to a slave. Ako yun. At your service ma’m =)
  16. @liberated_jr03 Yaka to! Salamat!
  17. @cocoy I called another writer to help me out. Thanks. Yup, intense. Mala west wing nga actually.

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  1. Calorie overload today. I’m burning this tomorrow. Will try to buy me some restful sleep. Happy long weekend everyone!
  2. @rickycarandang Jon mike and I were tuned in til 1030. They were torn: listen to mai or listen to you. They chose you…first =)
  3. @rickycarandang You should be interviewed more often. Those are the answers you owe us over drinks!!! @rockedradio
  4. @felicitytan On going! Laugh trip!
  5. @rickycarandang Boss mas makulit ka sa radyo. Glee?! GLEE???
  6. @jenn_lazo SOSYAL!
  7. RT @nancyquimpo: Love your haters.They’re your biggest fans because they keep on wasting time just to watch your every move.
  8. RT @heckler8: Entertainment Tonight on 2nd Avenue: Victoria’s Secret’s new bra costs 2 million dollars! Ano ‘yun? Nagiging kamay sa gabi?
  9. RT @rockedradio: Don’t miss ROCK ED RADIO tonight on NU107. 9pm. Unwinding from a long day at work with @rickycarandang! FUN! 🙂
  10. I put the capital R in rusty, or the F in flat. I sucked in practice. Argh. Kulang lang siguro sa Jim Beam to.
  11. @heyessa Perhaps because Germany’s economy is faring well. I bought make up recently at Saks, and no frost! Just a hole in my pocket =)
  12. @BlackBerry Yes! Ambush interviews
  13. @VinceSPerez I give up haha. What city would that be?
  14. @heyessa Oh man yeah. But hey, I wouldn’t miss YOUR gig 😉 Great things happen simultaneously
  15. Off to rehearsal. *kilig* Blue Rats gig tomorrow at Ten02 Sct Ybardolaza cor Timog. 10PM. Rakenrol. @zannpaci@JoricMaglanque

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That was a great run. And no I’m not talking about Pasig. Just did a couple of rounds at the UP oval. I’m still sweating. Sarrrrapppp! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

markmackinnon RT @justinmccurry North Korea confirms Kim Jong-il’s son will take over as leader http://t.co/RjuFmfv about 21 hours ago via Mobile Web Retweeted by maimislang and 2 others

markmackinnon Worrying to read that Liu Xiaobo’s wife, Liu Xia, has “disappeared.” Happens often to dissidents in China. But this time world is watching. about 20 hours ago via Mobile Web Retweeted by maimislang and 61 others

I’m still fantasizing about my gap year. When will it happen? Where will I go? One thing’s for sure: I’m going back to Italy. #eatpraylove 8:13 PM Oct 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

inquirerdotnet Top Obama national security aide resigns http://goo.gl/fb/Bf3KT 6:37 PM Oct 8th via Google Retweeted by maimislang and 3 others

@Marieaquino Ako din marie! Sarap matulog!!! 8:03 PM Oct 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Marieaquino

Gusto ko ng umuwi, pero BI ang mga kasama ko…ang baduy ko naaaa 7:31 AM Oct 7th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@momblogger Salamat! =) 7:28 AM Oct 7th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to momblogger

@r0y_14 Gotcha. Makakarating yan. Salamat. 7:28 AM Oct 7th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to r0y_14

@k1ngcArlc0b Uy thank you! 7:27 AM Oct 7th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to k1ngcArlc0b

@k1ngcArlc0b Which message? That opening statement is PNoy’s. Message and delivery. The responses to Q&As, that’s all him. 8:25 PM Oct 6th via TweetDeck in reply to k1ngcArlc0b

@momblogger Sinagot naman pala ni bosing. Yung budget kasi grabe, kakapiranggot talaga, so hahatiin mo yon para sa LAHAT. May explanation 8:20 PM Oct 6th via TweetDeck in reply to momblogger

@k1ngcArlc0b Huy di opisina namin ang nag set up niyan. Para sa akin, best set up ng townhall yung nag sponsor independent org. 8:19 PM Oct 6th via TweetDeck in reply to k1ngcArlc0b

PNoy’s answer to the protesters: Hindi lang CHED ang ibig sabihin ng edukasyon. Ang DepEd kasama dito. @propinoydotnet @cocoy 8:12 PM Oct 6th via TweetDeck

Sana the protesters can ask their questions. PNoy has an answer for them. Lahat ng kaltas sa budget, may dahilan, di katulad dati winaldas. 8:08 PM Oct 6th via TweetDeck

Guys guys relax. Opening statement lang yung speech ni PNoy. In short, warm up. The meat is in the townhall Q&A 😉 7:43 PM Oct 6th via TweetDeck

@piahontiveros Hahaha yes, me the loyal alipin. Being a fan cannot be helped 😉 7:42 PM Oct 6th via TweetDeck in reply to piahontiveros

Gentleman na, komedyante pa! RT @piahontiveros: Si Noy talaga, ha, inaalalayan ang isa na makaupo.. 7:38 PM Oct 6th via TweetDeck

Naunahan ko na naman ang alarm. At trabaho ang istorya sa panaginip ko. Yakkkkk. 2:13 PM Oct 6th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@archondigital Well, sina charles. Pasok ako ng 7 check ko gawa nila. 2:09 PM Oct 6th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to archondigital

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twittering. 3rd day of martial law in Maguindanao

conjugate  Twitter. Twittering. I’m twittering again in this blog. But the verb for twitter is tweet, i’ll be tweeting  again.    Stre-e-e-e-e-e-e-etch. Then  run, then prep, then off  to  work –- will  just finish up what wasn’t attended to last week, after run,  i know —  still dark, don’t worry, will wait until  the first rays, be back in a bit will take more shots for sleeping sweetie this blog is like a twitter account again; it’s good to keep watch during these times, to be alert, to be in a state of preparedness, just like that yoga pose posted here for heroes’ day, it wasn’t discussed here, it’s  described as reflecting/ meditating in a “state of preparedness”.

Where’s the President (Gloria)? it’s the third day of the declaration of martial law in Magundanao. Remember those footage of Marcos  declaring martial law….?  Here i go  again.  When  curfew was  imposed in  Metro  Manila three years ago, it wasn’t put in writing,  and  at 9pm  in  a TV show in ANC (ABS-CBN), i blurted  “…eh  kahit si Marcos, sinulat nya!”  (“Even Marcos put it in writing”)…. to be compared to the dictator is the height of ignominy. An hour later, the Palace put it in writing, and only the hapless call center agents who were not aware of the curfew imposition, were arrested.

This time…. Okay, eto na (here it is), i can’t help it anymore:  “…eh  kahit  si Marcos, lumabas sa TV nung nag-declare  ng martial law !….” (even Marcos came out on TV when he declared martial law)…after he had shut down the TV stations and summarily arrested thousands.

to be compared to the dictator….is….

In the future, this incident will be written as “she declared martial law —  in hiding…”

Here’s my best komiks-soap-opera-cherie-gil impersonation: “Youre….nothing….but a….second rate….”

i have to be out for a run, baka kung ano pa masabi ko…..