At the Malacañang live press briefing a few minutes ago, PNP Supt. Oscar Albayalde, upon being asked whether the Resorts World Manila gunman was a foreigner, answered: “Yes… probably a foreigner… because he is big and white”.
Definitely a foreigner: a polar bear.
The PNP superintendent should be more specific, there’s a full-body-shot photo of the suspect; efforts to establish his identity should be a priority.
It’s been 12 hours, the internationally most sensational crime in Metro Manila has not been solved.
Here’s another cheesy police theme for the PNP (until they solve this crime):