internet down no signal
internet down (it’s been reported) no signal.
my host, signal is lost
(With apologies to Jose Garcia Villa, Lyric 57)
“My most. My most. O my lost!
“O my bright, my ineradicable ghost.
(O my dark, my internet connection lost)
“At whose bright coast God seeks
“Shelter and is lost is lost. O
(Toast my internet is toast. O)
“Coast of Brightness. O cause of
“Grief. O rose of purest grief.
(Thief. O internet service provider thief)
“O thou in my breast so stark and
“Holy-bright. O thou melancholy
“Light. Me. Me. My own perfidy.
(Stark. You. You. Your service a pity.)
“O my most my most, O the bright
“The beautiful the terrible Accost.
(The horrible the unbearable stupid Cost.)